I do believe we have hit a slow spot here. I wonder if it's time to sing a hymn.           

Amazing Grace (published 1779)

Originally titled: "Faith's Review and Expectation"

Amazing grace! (how sweet the sound)
That sav'd a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears reliev'd;
How precious did that grace appear,
The hour I first believ'd!

Thro' many dangers, toils and snares,
I have already come;
'Tis grace has brought me safe thus far,
And grace will lead me home.

The earth shall soon dissolve like snow,
The sun forbear to shine;
But God, who call'd me here below,
Will be forever mine.

"Nearer My Sub to Thee"....   

the earlier worm, brings a cat...

Not quite the hymn I was thinking about, but it will do.   

the second brings the dog.

lets keep this seinfeldesque thread going

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You meet Saint Peter.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

some say society is the corruption of man, while others say it is its salvation. i see it as nothing more than modernizing the inherent social equilibrium of the human race. while we have advanced to extend life (modern medicine) we have also endeavored to destroy it just as adeptly (nuclear war fare).
so in reality we have achieved nothing more than a modernized balance of typical human interaction in the advancement of our species..

man's progressions and exacting recessions throughout history in relation to interaction with his fellow man have been of seemingly equal proportions..

It would appear we have entered the Twilight Zone where some people have gone to sleep and where others have not awakened yet!!!  

It's never time to sing a hymn....they're so sexist ...."hymn"...on the other hand all there is is "hearse"....

What?   I think the problem here is you're coming out of the Twilight Zone and just getting ready to head into it!   

what a great Christmas idea......embroidered bath towels for that 'hard to buy for' couple.......